5 Ways NOT To Find A Job
June 16, 2009 Humour, Job Searching, Recession & Downturn, The Inner Game No CommentsI think there’s far too much talk and pressure about “how to find a job” and “how to reinvent yourself,” don’t you..?
Instead, how about embracing the recession and taking some time off to relax, have fun and veg out?
Just think, you could watch day-time telly (Oprah, Loose Women or the sports channel), go play some golf, visit the gym and sit in the sauna (but tell everyone you’ve been working out), play online poker, have fun on Facebook, hang out in coffee shops and “do lunch” with friends.
You could stay up late to watch trashy “made for TV” films whilst eating a tub of Haagen Dazs and corn chips. Maybe buy some completely useless items from the late night shopping channels and wake up the next day when…..well, whenever you like.
With such a lifestyle, why would you want to spend time looking for a job?
Oh yes, I forgot - it’s not socially acceptable is it? You’ve got to at least “look” as if you’re trying to find work.
So why not bluff your friends and family into thinking you are working really hard at the job searching but sabotage it?!
Here are 5 great ways NOT to get a job (but which make it look like you’re trying):
1. Live in the past









